le.petit.Frank fooling @round

掛網掛到一半
居然被加進了MSN contact
一看帳號才知道原來是遠在不列顛的ㄏㄨㄥ媽是也

話說從頭......

總是習慣在聖誕節前夕之前之前
就把一堆子的聖誕卡片寄出去
依照慣例  在給Colchester的host family Joan & Nigel的卡片中
總免不了要問候一下家裡的六個小孫子與狗狗"Sheba"
(Sheba絕對是條口愛的狗狗
常常在我們吃飯時在桌邊腳下窩著
要不就是在廚房裡竄來竄去
而曾經和我一起同住的阿拉伯學生
也因為一直把Sheba當成是"It"而非"She"
常常與女主人爭論著
"She is a dog" or "It is a dog"
所以從來也沒受到Joan的青睞
在我進住了一週後...他搬出去了
而那些可惡的小鬼
只要其中兩個就可以在10分鐘內把我一罐未開的品客解決掉!
是怎樣...爸媽都不讓你們吃飯是嗎?)

結果收到他們寄回來的卡片裡居然寫道:

"...Sheba died Jan 29th..."

頓時間∼超級尷尬

我的天吶...小法你太混了
狗狗走了快一年了說

還好Joan留下了新的e-mail address
於是趕緊寫了一封e-mail去安慰安慰她老人家
也一道附上了我的MSN account

哈哈∼沒想到告別她們將近五年後的今天
在網路上碰面嚕......

[節錄對話]
Frank says: (下午 8:09:42)
Hiya !

joan says: (下午 8:10:12)
hi ya how are you

Frank says: (下午 8:10:24)
Don't get misunderstood...this photo is an Korean star
not me... obviously:d

Frank says: (下午 8:10:55)
I'm fine. How are you doing?

joan says: (下午 8:10:59)
thought you had a sex change

Frank says: (下午 8:11:09)
:d I hope so !

joan says: (下午 8:11:36)
we are very well how is all your family

Frank says: (下午 8:12:14)
well, my 2nd brother has had two daughters now

Frank says: (下午 8:12:29)
and my sister in law is expecting a little boy then

joan says: (下午 8:12:58)
yes i think you sent some photos

Frank says: (下午 8:13:08)
oh, really?

joan says: (下午 8:13:47)
how are you doing at all your studies and work

Frank says: (下午 8:14:25)
uhm...I've been working for 2 and half years...
no more study

joan says: (下午 8:15:09)
so you are earning lots of money now

Frank says: (下午 8:15:40)
earning money is true, but not "lots of":p

Frank says: (下午 8:15:46)
how's the kids?

joan says: (下午 8:18:14):)
all ok but shaun put his hand thru a glass window at school and severed a tendon and had to have an operation onit now has to have physio to keep it moving

Frank says: (下午 8:18:48)
oh...poor boy

joan says: (下午 8:19:42)
hope you had a nice new year also how is your aunt

Frank says: (下午 8:20:13)
ha ha, I just finish talking with her
she's fine, actually she came back here last year

Frank says: (下午 8:21:12)
and she says it's now bright and warm in the Isle of Wight !
compared with the weather here in Taipei, it's bloody cold here !

joan says: (下午 8:22:04)
why have you got picture of a korean star

Frank says: (下午 8:22:25)
well, get it from Google !

joan says: (下午 8:22:51)
do you like mine

Frank says: (下午 8:23:33)
what can I say......it's marvelous

joan says: (下午 8:25:13)
nigel has just bought me a new computer so am experimenting with things at the moment but still can only type with one finger

Frank says: (下午 8:25:50)
okay then, you have a great space to improve:p

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joan says: (下午 8:43:42)
got to go now but will talk to you later byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Frank says: (下午 8:44:29)
ok then

Frank says: (下午 8:44:36)
see you soon !

joan says: (下午 8:45:17)
that is a really nice picture of you both i have saved them to show the family

Frank says: (下午 8:45:28)
ha ha, okay

Frank says: (下午 8:45:49)
say Hello to Nigel for me !

joan says: (下午 8:46:14)
will do dont work to hard

Frank says: (下午 8:46:24)
always do !

Frank says: (下午 8:46:29)
ciao~

joan says: (下午 8:46:35)
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Frank says: (下午 8:46:38)
bye then