是怎樣...過了個911就要把大家都當成恐怖份子是嗎？
很久沒有辦英簽了
早有耳聞現在程序改得非常繁雜
這下總算輪到我要來辦的時候
上週總算開始填寫了線上申請表
(請注意:在台灣申請只能線上填寫,恕不接受手寫的版本,是嫌台灣人寫英文太難看嗎？)
填完了還要約時間本人去遞交 一併按指紋
(要注意:手指頭有受傷影響到指紋的還不被接受哩)
填表時中途一度手上沒有資訊
只好先儲存暫停
隔天要重新登入時,老英的typical行為出現了
連線上系統都可以off-line維修...搞了個好幾天不能用
(再注意:暫存功能只能保存7天喔,過期了請重填)
......
終於系統恢復正常 於是乎又開始寫了下去
才發現∼哇靠 沒完沒了哩
問題一堆
...過去十年去過哪些國家？(我還不算多的,但格子居然不夠填><")
...過去有沒有參加過恐怖行動？
...過去有沒有犯罪記錄？
...若有工作,現職是什麼？
...雇主的e-mail address？
...稅後月薪是幾多錢？
...有沒有儲蓄,股票,有價值之類的東西？
...一個月的生活費幾多錢？
...一個月資助家庭幾多錢？
哇哩勒,國稅局查稅也不是這樣吧......
申請者隱私都沒了
要不是我真的得去一趟
還真的是不想辦哩
算一算有96個問題/地方要填
幾年前寫過某家跨國FMCG的CV也沒這樣麻煩
不過還是得硬著頭皮寫完啦
同時間
因為想要去Colchester探視老朋友
也mail轟爸轟媽
幾分鐘後回信囉∼
Joan寫了......
Hello Frank
Have just received your email yes you are quite welcome to come and see us if you can
Nigel said he won't charge you bed and breakfast. So let us know if you can get here.
Also thank you for the christmas card and you also have a nice christmas
Love from Joan and Nigel xxx
過了一小時後
Nigel也回信了
Nigel寫了......
Hi there.
everything here is fine and all are well.
Joan and I would be very happy to see you,
and if you need to stay overnight you can always stay with us. (free)
We only take one student, so the small room is empty for visitors.
Thank you for the card.
You only have to telephone us and I will collect you from the station
our phone number is. 01206 532XXX (最後三碼恕不顯示)
We look forward to seeing you again and we will let the children know
as well that you are coming. they will be happy also.
WISHING YOU AND YOUR FAMILY A HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR.
Yours N. Hansen
這兩個傢伙真是夠了
還要強調說free & no charge
這不是本來就要這樣的嗎？
虧我以前也給你們賺了很多錢了好嗎
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